What's happening here...

Something is going on in the White House. We are acting a little strange. Not strange so much as stupid.

Let me prove my case to you.

I give you example numero uno:

In the picture, the bag-on-the-head looks like a game. But in reality...it only became a game after I caught Dave watching TV with the bag on his head. Yep... just sitting there... with a bag on his head??? I say that makes perfect sense don't you.

Example # 2: I. Fried. Myself. Today. Now you can ask my family... I am the sunscreen diva.

But, today my common sense took a vacation. I went up to the pool while Jake and Dave napped. I thought..ahh... just relax. Read. Chill. Burn? I didn't put on sunscreen. Didn't think I'd be there long. An hour and 15 minutes later... I am purple.

And finally... Example #3:

I moved Jake's diaper pail out of his room yesterday because I felt his room always had a slight stink smell.

So here is Dave's thoughts :

Dave: "Man, Jake's room smells a lot better without that diaper pail."

Jen: "Yeah, I gotta find a new place for it."

Dave: "What's it suppose to do? Cut down on the smell?"

Jen: "That's the idea of a diaper pail honey."

Dave: (brief pause) Well, do you think it's broken? Maybe it's had too much poop in it. Maybe it can only take so smell."

Folk, there you have it.

Now, I'm gonna go spray more dermoplast on my skin and have sweet dreams of an aloe plant.